A fellow lifeguard I worked with told me that a patron described me this way when he inquired about me. Apparently this is what I look like when I am roving on the deck, probably due to my towering height; Seems as if I’m doing my job correctly if my comparison is a vulture. But don’t worry; the only bone I pick with anyone is over safety.
Ian Johnson was born with a crazy cartoon character perspective on the real world. “Suits and Guarders” is loosely based on his life as a lifeguard and swim instructor at a local pool. Any resemblance of characters in this work to persons, drawn or imagined, is purely coincidental.